It's been months since my last update and I actually have a ton of new stuff to add. It just takes way to long to add something onto here so it'll be a while longer before I actually do a massive upload.

I've finally updated.
I added 5 new oekaki pictures. A couple are just mediocore at best but whatever, at least I'm updating.
I doubt that anyone really looks at this page any more though so there isn't really much point to adding a massive blog...

Sorry, not dead yet.
Yeah, I'm getting even worse with the whole update thing. It's been almost 5 months since I was last on deviant. It's not because I havn't been doing much but rather that I'm lazy. Submitting stuff to deviant takes so long; in the time it takes to send a picture I can normally draw another one.
But anyways, I've turned 18 now which is beyond scary. I can no longer commit violet acts of passion and get off with community service, which really ruins the game "Spoons". I mean who really wants to play with a living hooker; you normally have to pay after your done. But with a dead whore you can just feed the body to a pig or have it stuffed so that you may use it as a cooler for excess food taht doesn't fit in your fridge. What room in your house wuldn't be sprced up with a 5'8" stuffed whore in a corner? And if need be you could always give it away as a wedding present.
Or it could just be me...

I think it's magical whenever you find another artist on here that lives in the same small town as you do. There's that whole feeling of wonder if they're your nextdoor neighbor, and that even better feeling of knowing that you could be a better artist than your bastard of a neighbor. Or my favorite, that feeling that if you actidentally befriend them, they could end up becoming one of those creepy stalkers that they base horror movies on. Truly magical...

But anyways,
It anoys me over all else that people are posting photos of themselves. If you're taking the photo, you shouldn't be in it. Unless you somehow manage to do both, such as with automatic timers, flash buttons, or the ever so sexy "reverse camera hold" (the one that everyone does no matter what vacation you go on). They can be sexy as hell and funny too. And best of all, they're actually your photos. If someone else is taking a snapshot of you, why would you post in onto an art website in your gallery? Other than modeling in the shot, you had nothing to do with the composition or anything. It's annoying looking at someone's page thinking that they have talent only to find out that they didn't take the photos. Honestly, how sad is it when you actually have to post photos of yourself anyways? If you like a photo of yourself that should be enough. Don't post it on the internet so that I'll end up having to see your nasty self when I'm browsing Deviant. I especially love the people who post the nude photos of themselves. I chuckle like a school girl every time I see a fat chic photo posted and find the comment being someting like "this is a snap shot my boyfriend took of me." That doesn't just imply that the person is fat, but it also implies that their boyfriend is either blind or has horribly low standards, that the person probably looks way worse in real life since they actually feel confidant enough to post a horrid photo like that, and that they think that photos of themselves actually compare to pictures draw by other artists such as sweetmoon. I'm sorry if your ugly, but don't make me look at photos other people are taking of you. If they don't even feel confidant enough to post them, you should take that as a hint.
So anyways,
I'm hardcore sick and working/ going to school about 55-60 hourse a week. It's not so sexy when I come up to you asking "Can I help you" while I look like that sexy chic in the wheelborrow from "Dawn of the Dead". I'm so glad I'm not on commision...

Another 11 weeks has passed and still no gloobal takeover. I guess it just takes a while to kick in- my role as a fascist dictator that is.

I'm amazingly bad at this whole updating thing. I'm waiting until I fix my computer to start submitting most of my art. There is so much that I've done in the last little while.

Ummm.... as for me, well theres been a lot happening.
I just graduated. I feel so old. I've reached the point where I actually considered taking vitamin supliments to support my colon in old age. After all, a healthy colon is a happy colon.
Today I maintain my intestinal fortitude for years to come, and tomorrow the world!
or not.
It is totally sad that I'm done high school now. There are so many people I know I'm never going to see again. I might try to stay in contact with a couple of them just because I've always wondered how the school whores turn out when they end up 40. I personaly think that they turn into the amazing homemakers like you see on the Mr. Clean commercials, but thats only a guess.
There is way to much to write right now so I think I'm just going to end there. I'll add other details into my next entry. Or something...

In summary, whores turn into super homemakers, I graduated, and I'm not a global dictator as far as I know yet.
See you all again in another 11 weeks.